这是怎么回事 What is this?
你们知道我是谁吗 Don't you know who I am?
我命令你把门打开 I demand you open this gate.
许愿神龙
同学们跟着我写啊 Now everyone follow me.
龙 一笔一划来 就像这样 Carefully, just like this.
好了吗 让我看看 Okay, raise your paper.
还有大爪子和大尖牙 还有 And the scales and some grass and some clouds...Uh...Oh!
一点艺术细胞都没有 哼 Stupid teacher, fricket fracket.Omph!
- 妈妈 - 丹丹 - Hi, Mom! - Hi, sweetie!
- 斌斌 - 爸爸 走啦 Hey, Dad.
灰灰 妞妞 饿了吗 饿了 There you are. Hungry? You want a snack.
爸爸 Hey, Dad.
今天学什么了呀 Hey, what you learn today?
老师教我们写龙 We learned to write"dragon"
你妈把你忘了 你妈不要你喽 Ha-ha, your mom forgot you! She doesn't...
宝贝 不许乱说话 Stop that! It's rude!
人家妈妈一会儿就来了 You know it's only the two of them.
肯定是加班忙不过来 She's trying her best.
我叫俐娜 Im Li Na.
我叫思齐 I'm Din.
我陪你回家 You can walk home with me.
我爸爸他也经常迟到 My dad's always late.
*木石前缘密码
知音传佳话
我们寻寻觅觅 随你走天涯
你迷一般的心
单纯而不幸
我心亦然
但你拥有了它
将永不孤单前进
梦画入无际的天空
世界飞舞在你眼中
即使受伤 也有你在我身边
我马上给你发 Absolutely. I'll call you later tonight.
你中有我 我中有你 不对不对 你得先乘这个再除以这个 No, no, no, you gotta multiply the top by the bottom.
这才是完美与共 不对不对 你得先乘这个再除以这个 No, no, no, you gotta multiply the top by the bottom.
这才是完美与共
走吧 小公主 Come here, you little monkey.
这才是完美与共 - 哦 该回家喽 说再见 - 再见 - Say good night See you tomorrow. - Bye-bye, Din.
木石前缘密码 - 哦 该回家喽 说再见 - 再见 - Say good night See you tomorrow. - Bye-bye, Din.
永远不要让这感觉消失
心连心相互缠绕
不论我们在做什么
我总感觉有你相伴
‪（俐娜 丁思齐）
七十亿的人海中我们相遇
（咯咯 9月5日 - 6月18日）
永远不要让这个感觉消散
心连心相互缠绕
不论我们在做什么
我总会感觉有你相伴
握紧我的手
只有你和我 嘿 你迟到了 Hey, you're late!
只有你和我 对不起对不起 我得准备东西嘛 I know, Iknow, I had to get the stuff.
这美妙世上 对不起对不起 我得准备东西嘛 I know, Iknow, I had to get the stuff.
这美妙世上 这个放哪 这样子啊 好 Put this right here. Yeah. Nice.
只有你和我 这个放哪 这样子啊 好 Put this right here. Yeah. Nice.
只有你和我
握紧我的手
大 龙 起 飞 啦 Ready! Set! Fly the kite!
只有你和我 大 龙 起 飞 啦 Ready! Set! Fly the kite!
只有你和我
哦 又掉下去了 I guess it didn't work.
这美妙世上 哦 又掉下去了 I guess it didn't work.
这美妙世上
只有你和我
梦画入无际的天空
世界飞舞在你眼中
即使受伤 也有你在我身边
你中有我 我中有你
这才是完美与共
你中有我 我中有你
这才是完美与共*
答应我件事呗 做一辈子的好朋友 Let's make a promise.
一辈子的好朋友 To be best friends forever.
拉钩上吊一百年 不许变 Year by year, upon this we always swear.
娜娜 我们该出发了 Come on, it's time to go.
可是爸爸 But, Dad, you said
听话 我们不是说好了吗 Li Na, we went over this already.
我得走了 思齐 I have to go, Din.
可是 But
刚把风筝修好 I fixed our kite.
走吧 娜娜 Come along, Li Na.
好好的 孩子 Take care, kiddo.
再见 思齐 Bye, Din.
别难过了 娜娜 Eyes ahead, Li Na.
我们呢 得往前看 We're off to a better life,
我们要去更好的地方了 and we have to leave this one behind.
搞定 好 下一个 Okay, next up...
高学路235号 235 Gao Xue Street.
- 您的外卖 - 谢谢 - Delivery! - Thank you!
不客气 You're welcome!
- 您的外卖 不客气 - 谢啦 - Delivery! Thank you! - Have a nice day!
- 您的外卖 - 辛苦了 - Delivery! - Thank you!
- 您的外卖 - 谢谢 不客气 - Delivery! - Thank you!
- 您的外卖 - 谢谢 - Delivery! - Thank you!
哎 魏魏魏 魏峥 Oh! Wei! Wei! Wei, Wei, Wei, Wei!
思齐 你干嘛呢 你这样也太危险了 Din? Be careful. What are you doing?
魏峥 哥们 Wei, old buddy
你送外卖也得注意安全呐 Dude, you gotta watch where you are going.
帮我拿一下作业呗 Could you get the class assignment?
你这么拼也太危险了吧 Why you working so much?
你怎么回事啊 You haven't been in class for two weeks.
最近手头紧 这不在赚点外快嘛 I gotta earn some extra cash for this thing Im working on.
喂 等一下 Thing? Wait a minute.
你是不是 又是为了那个姑娘啊 Does this have something to do with that girl?
什么 不是 What? No.
怎么可能 Maybe.
好吧 就算是吧 Okay, yes,
她要过生日了 我得做点准备 but it'sher birthday, and I'm planning something special,
你就再帮我一次呗 峥峥 so can you just get me the assignment, please?
你下礼拜的作业我全包了 I'll do your homework for a week!
哎 好吧 Fine.
谢啦 峥哥我爱你 Thanks, Wei! You're the best, buddy! Whoa!
嗅到罚单味儿 Such a bright future,
今天就白千了吧 full of traffic tickets.
最后一份 Last delivery.
有人吗 Uh...Hello?
您好 Hello?
请问有人点了生煎包吗 Did somebody order dumpling soup?
哇 Whoa!
有人吗 Uh, hello?
请进 Come in.
门锁着呐 Uh, it's locked.
我知道 I know!
哦 好吧 那我从这进 Oh, well. Uh, I'll just, agh, go around.
您点的生煎包不要馅儿 对吧 Did you order the dumpling soup?
本神在此 I am a god!
好的 Okay.
但是 您点的这个外 but did you orderthe... ?
你心地纯良 正直 故而 被我选中 And Ihave chosen you, for you are pure of heant.
哦 Oh.
一直五星好评 全靠服务态度好嘛 Well, I try to be friendly, you know keep my five-star rating.
那您打算是用现金还是手机支付 Now, will you be paying with cash or...?
拿着 Take this.
你需要的一切东西都在这 It contains everything you need.
吐前 付款二维码 在这个茶壶上 Um, actually, I need $7.35.
你胆敢违抗神的旨意 You dare reject the will of the gods?
没有 没有 Kind of yeah? Uh...
这样吧大爷 这顿算我请 DuA DLIUG You know what? This one's on me. Okay?
我还有事 得先走了 I've really gotta run so, uh
多谢你的茶壶 嘿嘿 麻烦给个好评 Thanks for the teapot and, uh, have a nice day!
哦 对了 忘了给你醋 Oh, wait, hot sauce! Huh?
哇 Whoa.
谢了 Thanks.
老醋配生煎 赛过活神仙 It'sjust not the samewithout hot sauce.
你不是还有事儿么 Don't you have somewhere to be?
什么 天啊 五点了 Huh? Wait! Five oclock!
我都在这一个小时了 我得走了 How have I been here for an hour? I got to go!
完了完了 老天保佑千万别关门 Don't close, don't close, don't close. Please don't close.
‪（有曼尼高级西服）
没钱 就现实点吧 Kid, be realistic!
‪（没曼尼高级服装）
等一下 等一下 Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
谢啦 太感谢啦 Okay, thank you for your help!
陈伯伯好 Hey, Mr. Chin!
你妈妈找你呢 Your mom's looking for you.
好嘞 知道了 I know! Iknow!
浇花浇花浇花 Water, water, water!
吃他的象 D for checkmate!
晚上见啦 See you tonight.
没见过那么难伺候的客人 咸的豆浆 I'm saying if you don't like garlic, eat something else.
一副没见识的样子 Like a napkin.
妈 你要的葱 给 Hey, Mom. Here are the groceries you wanted.
哟 看谁回来了 Oh, look. who's here.
又晚了 怎么回事 You're late. Again.
哦 是啊 今天在图书馆多上了会儿自习 Oh, I, uh, stayed late for a study group, as usual.
站住 Wait!
把这个吃了 长身体的 Eat. Food for your brain.
谢谢妈 我还是端进去 边学边吃吧 Thanks, I'll just take this inside and have it with a side of calculus.
看我们思齐 都长这么大了 一表人才哦 Look at him, all grown up and working hard!
可不是么 人家可是重点大学的 Little Din with a college degreel Can you believe it?
我儿子要是有他一半有出息就好喽 I only wish my son had been so dedicated.
这孩子真有出息 Such a good boy.
没有啦 那我先进屋学习了 Doing my best. So I'm gonna go get started.
我说你小子啊 以后一定前途无量 I'm happy for you, kiddo. Your future is all set.
找个稳定工作 好好挣钱 A steady job, a big paycheck.
买个新冰箱 A shiny new refrigerator.
再买辆车子 Oh, a nice car.
还有大屏电视机 And a flat-screen. Big one!
行了行了 再夸他就膨胀了 Now, now, stop distracting him.
让他好好写作业去 He's got work to do.
思齐 等等 我这就过去 Oh, hey, Din! I'll be right over!
是啊是啊 我还有好多作业呢 Oh, uh, yes, work to do! So much work to do.
我得赶紧写作业去了 I'd better get started on that.
思齐 这是今天的作业 Din! Here's the assignment from class.
教授说了 And the teacher said if you don't come.
如果这学期 你都不去上课的话 to at least one class this semester,
就算你期末 he's gonna fail you.
丁妈妈好 Oh, hey, Mrs. Din.
考了满分 他也不会让你及格的 Even if you ace the final...again.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我就知道这个臭小子 你还逃学 I knew itl You've been skipping school,
你还敢骗你妈 你干什么去了 Lying to your mother! What have you been doing?
你是不是去网吧打游戏了 Lounging in some Internet cafe?
这小孩怎么这样 Can you believe it?
真是不学好 Such a bad boy.
你们别火上浇油了 You're not helping.
- 妈你听我说 - 为什么不去上学 - Ugh! Listen, Mom... - Why would you do this?
你可是个好学生啊 You're a good student!
你这样会毁掉你的前途 You could ruin your future!
是啊 没文凭 一切都瞎讲 It's true. There goes the college degree.
你们给你我闭嘴 You're not helping!
妈 我就是 Look, I just...
你什么 Just what?
我就是打了个零工 I was just doing a little side job.
零工 丁思齐 你现在唯一的工作 Side job? You have one job
- 就是给我好好学习 - 我知道 但是 - and one job only, and that is to study! - I know, but...
但是什么 还有什么比学习更重要的呐 But what? What could possibly
没有 您说的 都对 be more important than studying?
哎呦 这下有好戏了 Nothing, Mom. Nothing.
他刚说什么了 我没听清楚 Wow, this is getting juicy.
都别说了 What'd he say? I can't hear nothing.
如？ 思齐 妈是严厉了点 但妈都是为了 Din, I know I'm hard on you, but I...
- 我明白 妈 - 对不起 You're right, Mom. You're right.
是这里么 It's in there?
走错了吧 This can't be right.
呃 我们要找什么来着 Eh, what are we looking for again?
说过一万遍了 是个茶壶 For the millionth time, a teapot!
开门 Open the door.
各位晚上好 Good evening, gentlemen.
这是工地 请问你找谁 Uh, this area is off-limits. Can I help you?
无可奉告 Yes, I believe you can.
站住 站住 站在那别动 Stop! Stop! Stop right there!
不许动 把手举起来 Put your hands where I can see them!
不好意思 恕难从命 I'm afraid that's not going to happen.
你先上 You first, man.
别再往前了 不然我就 Okay, sir, you are under arrest.
啊 Uah!
先凑合一下 Huh? Ah. I'll fix that later.
哎呀 她又迟到了 Huh. Aiya...She's late again.
好吧 Hooph.
什么东西 嗯 这玩意儿 Hm, wait? Ah. That old thing.
哎哟 大忙人 你总算是露面了啊 Well, well, well, look who decided to show up!
是不是把我都忘了 Starting to take me for granted, huh?
开个玩笑 哈哈 Uh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
你看 我这身衣服怎么样 So, what do you think of the suit?
参加你的豪华生日派对 Good enough to get into the birthday party
不给你丢人吧 of the famous Li Na Wang?
是吧 Good.
我也觉得不错 I think so too.
明天 就要见到她了 Okay, Din, tomorrow's the big day.
怎么办呀 我得想个开场白 How are we going to do this? What am I gonna say?
生日快乐 俐娜 好久不见 想我没有 Happy birthday, Li Nal It's your best friend Din!
不行不行不行 太浮夸了 No, no, no, that's too strong.
晚上好 俐娜 我可以吻你的手吗 Good evening, Li Na, will you allow me to kiss your hand?
啊 太猥琐了 Oh, man. Quit being a creep, Din.
好啊 一起跳舞啊 Oh, yeah, sure, I'll dance with you.
话说 你看起来有点眼熟哦 Say, you look kind of familiar.
俐娜 我给你个惊喜 你还记得这个吗 Li Na, Igot you a present. You still like kites, right?
这算哪门子惊喜 What am I saying?
好吧 放轻松一点 Okay, just calm down.
真诚一点 Be honest.
嘿 俐娜 生日快乐 其实我想说 Hey, Li Na, happy birthday. I just wanna say,
这么多年没见了 it's been a long time and.
我很想你 I miss you.
啊 What?
我去 Oh, no! Oh, gosh. Um..
号买小了 Hold on, I can fix this.
啊 不是吧 Um...Oh, come on!
我 Wha.
我想什么呢 What was I thinking?
别别 别别 No, no, no, no!
‪（巨塔苑居 优质生活）
我这样子傻透了吧 I must look totally crazy.
可是 It's just,
我还能怎么办呢 I don't know what else to do.
未来的生活一眼就能望到头 I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me
我尽量努力 努力地去成为大家的骄傲 and I'm trying my best, trying to make everyone proud,
可是 我老觉得 生命里少了点儿什么 but the whole time, it feels like something is missing.
我只希望 I just wish
希望可以守护我们的承诺 Ijust wish Icould keep our promise.
啊 水开了 Oh, tea is ready.
啊 不对 哪儿来的水 Wait, what? The tea is ready?!
哇 这也太奇 Well, that was...
尊敬的主人 Greetings, great master!
幸运之神已经降临啦 The heavens have opened!
你的愿望马上就会实现 Your wishes will be granted!
我是神龙 龙 龙 龙 For I am Longzhu, zhu, zhu, zhu...Huh?
哦 是个孩子 嗯 那就轻松了 Oh, a peasant boy. Well, this will be easy.
放心 本龙了解你此刻的心情 Look, I know what you're thinking.
是我眼花了吗 Do my eyes deceive me?
一条神通广大无所不能的许愿神龙 A super, all- powerful, magic wish dragon.
真的假的 这是幻觉吗 Could this be real? Is magic real?
不 这不是幻觉 Yes, it's real.
所以呢 闲话少说 我们直奔主题吧 So, now that we got that out of the way, on to the important part.
我这是 我这是死了吗 Am I...Am I dead?
奶奶 我是思齐 Grandma! It's Din! I fell off the roof!
- 我从楼顶上掉下去了 - 非也非也 - I fell off the roof! - No, no, no, no, no.
终于来找您了我 I'm coming for you!
您活得好好的 No, you're very much alive.
吾乃许愿神龙 I am a magical wish dragon,
可实现主人三个愿望 who will grant three wishes to the owner of this teapot.
你有了这个茶壶 你就是我的主人 And you, sir, are my master.
所以呢 许愿吧 So go ahead. Wish away.
我懂了 摄影机藏在哪儿了 Okay, you got me. Where are the hidden cameras?
这是哪家真人秀啊 Great joke, guys.
真人秀 Ajoke?
这全息投影做得挺真的嘛 Is this like a hologram or something?
主人 请你自重 Iassure you not.
主人 你想要一套黄金铠甲吗 Do you wish for a suit of armor made of solid gold?
没问题 It shall be so!
你想变得力大如神吗 Do you wish for the strength of a thousand men?
没问题 It shall be so!
想要全天下最豪华的马车吗 The finest carriage in all the land? Pow!
满足你 It's yours!
你想像鸟一样在天上飞吗 For the wings of a hawk?
再加个大长腿 For the legs of a giraffe?
上面空气不错吧 Feels good on you, right?
你心里想的 没有本龙给不了你的 Or anything else...that your heart desires.
我在考虑创业 开一家 I'm thinking about starting one of those,
专门卖小动物那种 就是宠物店 you know, where they sell animals, pet-type stores.
我觉得你可以卖松狮 跟你比较搭 Are you going to sell chow chows? That's a good dog.
如果找不到茶壶 我就把你们俩卖了 No one will be selling anything if we don't find that teapot.
每次想跟你们好好聊个天 Every time I try to make casual conversation I
简直比登天还难 you guys give me a hard time.
所以 你是许愿神龙 So you're a wish dragon?
正是 Yes!
能许几个愿来着 And how many wishes do I get?
三个 一共有三个 Three, you get three wishes.
茶壶这么小 你怎么进去的 How do you fit in this teapot?
呃 别碰我尾巴 这只茶壶施过魔法的 Magic, it's a magic teapot.
这也太小了 你今年多大啦 It's so small. How old are you?
这个不重要 That's not really...
你老家在哪儿啊 Where did you come from?
你只需要知道 All you need to know...
这小手跟霸王龙似的 Oh, look at your little arms.
- 你怎么是粉的 - 哎 你别 - Why are you pink? - Oh, stop!
你的皮肤好嫩啊 手感真不错 Your face is so soft, I just want to touch it.
哦对了 你会喷火吗 Can you breathe fire?
好了 小孩你听着 Okay, look, peasant boy,
本龙不会喷火会上火 I don't have time for all your little questions,
也没空跟你瞎扯交朋友 and I'm not here to be your friend.
我交朋友也是有要求的好吧 You have to earn my friendship, and frankly,
再说了就冲你这态度 you aren't doing a very good job.
你给我听好了 Listen carefully.
身为许愿神龙 必须侍奉完十位主人 Every wish dragon must serve ten masters
方可重返天界 before they're free to enter the spirit world.
而你 正好是最后一个 And you are the last one.
本龙困于此壶已经上千年啦 Now, I've been stuck in this teapot for a thousand years,
请你快快许愿 我才能早日返回天界 so the sooner we can get this over with, the better.
小伙子 你听明白了没有 Have I made myself clear?
不好意思了 小朋友 I'm terribly sorry, young man,
你这壶得交给叔叔了 but I'm going to need that teapot.
可是这壶是他的 I think it's his.
呃 只有茶壶的主人才能看到我 Well, I'm sure "he" won't miss it.
放心 这个他是不会介意的 No way. I found it.
凭什么啊 这个是我先找到 Not good, I wish I knew how to fight.
完蛋了 真希望我会功夫 Come here.
下来吧你 That's a good teapot.
这茶壶不错 What the.
什么鬼 Mine, mine, mine!
我的 我的 我的 No, no, no, no!
不不不 我不是故意的 I didn't mean that. I take it back.
茶壶给我 Give me that!
茶壶 Oh, teapot.
立刻 把 茶壶 给我 Give...me...that...teapot...right now!
我把门踢穿了 I just kicked through a door.
给我给我 我的我的 Give mel Give mel Minel Minel
家里没人 Nobody's home?
敬酒不吃吃罚酒 I'm done asking nicely.
你们两个大男人 Are you telling me a teenage boy
被个小孩揍成了这副德行 outfought two full- grown men?
是的 先生 Well, sir...
三个是三个大男人 Threel Actually, three men.
别闹 顶多两个半吧 Two and a half, buddy.
老板 你是没被他揍过呀 But you shoulda seen him!
那叫一个快准狠 A thousand punches a minute!
咏春拳加无影脚 Kicks were flying everywhere.
都不一定干得过他呀 I've never seen so many arms and legs.
不好 这小子可能知道茶壶的秘密了 This is not good. The boy knows what lhe has.
先生 有句话不知该不该问 Sir, if I may ask,
那茶壶到底 what exactly does he have?
你不该问 That's none of your business.
老老实实地给我找 I'm paying you to find it.
找到了钱自然少不了你的 That is your only concern.
您一分钱都没付呢 You haven't paid us anything.
一找到茶壶 钱马上到账 You will be paid when Ihave the teapot.
够你们花好几辈子的了 听明白了没有 Paid beyond your wildest dreams. Do you understand?
明白 请原谅我们的失职 Forgive our incompetence, sir.
但我们已经有线索了 But the boy did leave something behind.
找到他 是迟早的事 It's only a matter of time before we find him.
思齐 起来了 Din, up now!
佛山无影脚 How about a kick to the face?
赶紧起来 I said up!
早饭放在桌子上了 Breakfast is on the table.
谢谢妈 Thanks, Mom.
这梦也太刺激了 What a crazy dream.
思齐 Din,
我今天晚上要加班 I'm working late tonight.
到时你自己把剩饭热一下 So leftovers for dinner, okay?
真香 Delicious.
别忘了 热一热再吃饭 So leftovers for dinner?
忘不了 Leftovers.
哎呀 Aiya.
我这个膝盖真是不行了 Stupid shoes.
妈 如果能实现一个愿望 您会许什么愿 Hey, Mom, if you could wish for anything, what would it be?
思齐 你少想那些没用的 吃饭 Din, why are you asking silly questions? Eat!
我说的是真的 妈 任何愿望都可以 Seriously, Mom. If you could wish
您最想要什么 for anything in the whole world.
来一栋大别墅怎么样 A big house in the countryside?
思齐 妈什么都不想要 Din, we went over this yesterday.
我只要你能好好地念书学习 I want you to focus on your future.
认真地考虑你的将来 That is what I wish for.
认真地考虑你的将来 That is whatIwish for.
我正在非常认真地考虑我的将来 I am more focused on my future than I've ever been in my life.
嗯 那就好 快点吃啊 不然又迟到了 Good. Now hurry up, you're going to be late.
一脸坏笑 准没好事 What's that face? I know that face.
没有啊 您看错了 I don'thaveaface, what face?
好好上学 别想没用的 Go to school, stop planning things.
哈喽 Ah, hello,
小龙龙 你在里面吗 dragon-thingy, are you in there?
孩子 干得不错 Excellent work, peasant boy.
你已经许掉一个愿望啦 还有两个 One wish down, two more to go!
我们争取午饭前收工 We could be done by lunch.
你把我怎么了 我怎么会功夫了 What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu?
这就是我的工作 你希望会功夫 You're welcome. You wished you could fight,
我就把你变成了武林高手喽 I made you a kung fu master.
我什么时候说过 I didn't wish for...
喂 不带这样的 Hey, that's not fair!
这不是你许的愿吗 You said the "wish" word.
我只是随口说了句我希望 Oh, so just cause I said "wish" ,
现在就莫名其妙地会功夫了 now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers?
哇 Cool.
厉害吧 是不是五体投地 Yes, it's all very cool.
好了 你现在该许第二个愿望 So on to that second wish.
请允许本龙向你推荐史上最畅销的愿望 Let me recommend the all- time favorite!
一座金山 A giant pile of gold!
来 现在跟着我念 我 希望 Now repeat after me. I wish...for
为什么不念呐 You're not talking.
拥有一座 金山 干嘛呐 怎么不说呐 A...giant pile...of...It's weird you're not saying anything.
好了好了好了 你不要催我 Hey, stop rushing me!
啊 原来你走征服路线的 Ah, you must be more of the conquering type!
野心隐藏得挺好哦 Isee that killer instinct in your eyes!
没问题 本龙为你提供一支强大的军队 Easy! Just wish for your very own personal army!
我要军队干什么 Why would Ineed an army?
你很难伺候哦 You're quite a simple fellow, aren't you?
那这样子 Not to worry.
本龙向你推荐一个最受好评的愿望 Here's one the peasant folk always love!
我可以帮助你跟心上人说悄悄话 I can allow you to speak with a loved one
哪怕是千里之外 on the other side of China.
亲爱的 我是你的龙宝宝 I can't hear you because you are
虽然我们远隔千里 但心有灵犀 very far away on the other side of China.
感动了上天 于是现在我们能说话了 There's a wall, I don't know what's going on.
你是说 手机吗 You mean like a cell phone?
此乃何等妖术 What dark magic is this?
莫非里面有乐师不成 Where is the tiny orchestra?
他们是怎么进这个盒子里面的呢 How do they all fit in this little metal box?
还有两个愿望 该许什么好呢 Two wishes. anything I want
生日派对 The birthday party!
我知道了 I know what I want!
你要许愿了 Wait, a wish?
对对对对 我要许愿了 Yeah, yeah, yeah, a wish.
太好了 Excellent.
巨型铁鸟 A giant metal bird?
你几个意思 What are you doing?
骑上我的小龙龙呀 驾 Riding my magical wish dragon? Away!
我们上哪去啊 What are you doing now?
你又不让我骑 那我们只能坐公交了 If you're not gonna let me ride you, we gotta catch the bus.
公交 我们两个都能骑上去吗 The "bus"? Is that some kind of animal?
上一次你从茶壶出来是什么时候 How long have you been in that teapot?
记不住了 可能是清朝吧 Idon't know. Is it still the Qing dynasty?
神龙 Long!
你是怎么进去的 How did you get in there, little man?
大胆刁民 竟敢无视本龙 Don't ignore me when I'm talking to you, peasant!
大哥 那是电视 Not a little man, Long. Television.
这是什么 What's this?
汽车 Car.
啊 这是给皇帝展示的战利品吧 Ah, the spoils of war on display.
何方妖孽挡我去路 What is this invisible force?
那是玻璃 Glass.
- 这是 - 红绿灯 - What purpose? - Stop light.
- 这个玩意 - 冰箱 - What in the world...? - Ice cream.
- 诡异的蜡烛 - 霓虹灯 - How is this even...? - Electricity.
我知道 这些对你来说都很新鲜 Look, I know it's all amazing.
新鲜 Amazing?
哼 本龙活了千年之久什么没见过 When you've been around as long as I have,
这些就是小把戏根本不值一提 there's virtually nothing in this world that could amaze.
亲亲虾条 Qin Qin Shrimp Chips.
一看就是平民食品 SHRIMP Peasant food, no doubt.
太好吃了 Magnificent!
呃 总算到了 Okay, we're here.
小子 第二个愿望你想好了 So you gonna make a wish now or what?
想好了 想好了 去到那里我就许 I will, I will. Just wait until we get there.
去哪儿 哪儿 Get where?
我的个天哪 什么东西啊 Great Wall of China!
这么大的铁皮战车 A giant chariot made of steel and glass.
这就是公交 走吧 Long, this is the bus. Come on!
平民回避 Out of the way, old lady!
奶奶 小心点啊 坐这 And watch the step...carefully.
谢谢侬 Thank you, kind sir.
不行不行不行 No! No, no, no.
- 肯定有更好的 - 干嘛呀 我们要来不及了 - There must be a better way. - Long, what are you doing?
这才像样嘛 Ah! That's more like it.
喂喂喂 你又要干什么 Long, what are you doing?
给我们找一辆私人马车 Getting us a personal carriage!
我没钱坐私人马车 But I can't afford a personal carriage!
要不然我干什么要挤公交啊 Which was why we were taking the bus,
现在好了 which is gone now
- 喂 你把钱还给我 - 错过了那趟车 - Hey, did you just steal my money? - If we miss that bus...
- 就得再等十几分钟 - 我没拿 - we'll have to wait more than ten minutes. - I didn't!
- 这趟车多难等啊 - 给 - And we won't make the crosstown express. - Here.
你哪儿来的钱 Hey. Where'd you get this?
告诉你我会法术啊 You know, "magic".
中午吃得有点儿多 I had a really big lunch!
这比破公交好多啦 This is more like it.
什么情况 What is this?
堵车 Traffic.
堵车 堵车是什么重要节日啊 Traffic? Is that some type of national holiday?
你的意思是说 这种情况 You mean to tell me this happens...every...
每天 single.
都这样 day?
这太阳都挪得比我们快 The sun is moving faster than us.
我还不如回茶壶里待着 This is worse than being stuck in my teapot.
这样下辈子都到不了 I'm never gonna make it there in time.
我真希望这交通能 I wish this traffic would just
继续说 你希望 Yes. Go aheadl
我才不会把愿望浪费在这儿呢 Long, I'm not going to waste a wish on traffic.
你看思齐 反正你迟早 Look, Din, you're gonna have to use your...
迟早都要 You're gonna have to use...
都要许 You're gonna have to...
你迟早都要 You're gonna have to use a...
都要许愿的 Use a wish!
你这无知刁民 现在已经无路可走啦 You son of a cabbage farmer! There's no place to go!
就算你按破了喇叭 也毫无意义 Blow your trumpet all you want!
毫无意义 It won't make any difference at all!
我是无所谓 反正迟早都能到 You know, Long, we ll get there eventually.
顶多是堵上一整天呗 Even if it takes all day.
一整天 All day?
也可能是好几天 I heard of one traffic jam
我听说有一次堵了十六个礼拜 that lasted sixteen weeks.
但如果能飞的话呢 If only I had a dragon that could fly me across the city.
激将法是没有用的 I know what you're trying to do, Din. It's not going to work.
本龙困于茶壶中已经上千年了 I spent a thousand years in that teapot.
区区几个时辰的堵车怎么可能吓得住我 I can spend a few hours in your "traffic."
我有个提议 Hey, I got an ideal.
我们一边听歌一边等怎么样呢 Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait!
我不听 Not gonna work, Din.
快许愿吧 Use your wish, Din.
够了 Finel
把本龙逼急的后果是非常严重的 Careful what you don't wish for, Din.
以后你再敢这样子的话 Push me too far and Iwill not hesitate to
后果 是飞上天吗 What? Fly everywhere?
那真是太棒了 你看看这里的风景 You're amazing! Look at this. Is there anything you can't do?
嘿嘿 这个嘛 Well, that's very...
先不管了 我们上哪去 Anyways, where are we going?
啊 那边 去那 There it is! Down there
就是这 我准备好了 We're here. Wishing time.
原来如此 本龙现在知道你要什么了 Excellent choice. I see where this is going.
让我告诉你选择宫殿的几点注意事项 Now when choosing a palace it is important to
你干嘛 What are you doing?
别闹了 这可是正经事 Quit goofing off. This is serious business.
这是哪里 你到底要许什么愿 Okay, what's the wish?
你看那个女孩 Okay, you see her?
晚上好 欢迎光临 Hi. Good evening, thank you for coming!
俐娜 生日快乐 Li Na! Happy birthday!
好久不见 How are you?
她就是我的第二个愿望 我希望 That's my second wish, Long. I wish...
停停停停停停停 这个我帮不了你 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. I can't do love.
不是你想的那 What? No, Long, it's not...
看来我必须声明一下许愿规则 A couple of rules I should have mentioned.
一不可以穿越时空 二不可以杀生 I can't do time travel. And it pains me to inform you,
三呐 不可以介入儿女私情 not really, I can't make people fall in love with you.
不 都说了不是那样 No, no, no, it's not like that, Long.
她是我最好的朋友 She's my best friend!
我希望 That's my wish.
我们还能做朋友 I want my friend back.
等等 你再说一遍 Wait. Rewind.
世上的金山银山任你挑 You can wish for anything in the whole world,
你居然只想要一个朋友 and you want to waste it on afriend?
还有比友情更珍贵的吗 What could be more important than friendship?
你是在考验我吗 Is that a trick question?
没有啊 No.
任何东西都比友情值钱啊 Literally anything elsel Oh, let me think.
金银财宝 千军万马 飞黄腾达 A golden chamber pot! A palace made entirely of jade!
哪个不比友情值钱啊 An army of terracotta warriors!
你居然要把愿望浪费在一个女孩子身上 Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?
哦 对哦 Oh, that's right.
不好意思 你不理解很正常 Sorry Long, I can't expect you to understand.
这事说来话长 I haven't explained everything to you.
先放我下来呗 Down please.
那是十年前的春天 微风拂面 Ten years ago. A cool spring day. A gentle breeze.
风中闪现出一个孤单的背影 A lonely young boy waits after school,
那就是我 惨遭霸凌 that's me, then enter the girl, Li Na
此时俐娜从天而降 throwing dumplings
救我于水火之中从此 and defending my honor.
天啊 快告诉我这不是真的 This is really happening isn't it?
本来轻松的实现三个愿望 It should be so easy.
就可以收工了 Three wishes and I'm done.
结果让我摊上这个千年不遇的傻白甜 But no. I get stuck with this simpleton.
看看他那张无知的脸 Just look at him with his mindless grin.
苍天大地啊 So naive, so ignorant, so stupid.
为什么偏偏是我遇到这种笨蛋 造孽啊 Why? What have I ever done to deserve this?
最后大门一关 我再也没有见过她 And then she drove away and I never saw her again.
没关系 哭吧 这故事是挺伤感的 Oh, It's okay, Long. I get emotional too, just talking about it.
我说过了 感情的事不行 I told you, I can't make people fall in love with you.
本龙无法强迫她和你做朋友 I can't make someone be your friend either.
什么 不是强迫她 What? She's already my friend.
我只是想要个和她再见面的机会 I just need to get into the party.
真的 这就是你的愿望吗 A wish! Why didn't you just say so?
是啊 我希望变成一个豪门公子 Yeah. I wish to be a princeling!
这么简单 你不早说 来来来变 All right here we go! Stand back! And it shall be so!
搞定 来第三个愿望吧 Done and done! Now, onto that final wish!
这是什么啊 What is this? What's wrong?
你不是要变成豪门公子吗 You said make you a prince,
哪儿不对了 I made you a prince.
哎呀 我说的不是古代那种公子 No, no, no, I said prince-ling.
我说的是 You know,
他们穿名牌 带名表 like one of those guys with the fancy suit, the Rolex watch,
有随从 有保镖 and the chauffeured car, and the personal assistant,
有私人厨师 and the private jet, and the...
- 有私人教练 还有游艇 - 停 - and the personal trainer and a yacht... - Hold on,
- 随时都可以出海 - 这得有十几个愿望了 - whichcan go to sea at any time... - that's like, ten different wishes.
你只能许两个 You only have two.
那那 要不 就一天可以吗 Fine. How about a temporary version? Just for today?
你确定只想做十二个时辰的有钱人吗 You're seriously going to wish to be rich for only 24 hours?
无所谓 I don't care about that stuff, Long.
我只想去俐娜的生日派对 Ijust need to get in there
再次和她成为朋友 and reconnect with Li Na.
她才不在意我有没有钱呢 She won't care if I'm rich or poor.
这真是本龙 I'm sorry, I'm only laughing
几千年来听见最愚蠢的话了 because that is the dumbest thing Iever heard.
她怎么可能不在意呢 Of course she'll care.
随便你怎么想吧 反正这就是我的愿望 Yeah? Well, it's my wish and not yours.
快对我动手吧 Now shoot me with your magic juice!
行吧 就只有一天 Fine. Twenty-four hours.
哇 还得来辆车 Perfect. And a car.
哇 完美 Whoa. Perfect!
我还需要一个私人助理 And a personal assistant who has to do
未来24小时内听我任意差遣 everything I ask for the next 24 hours.
哟 还挺有人样的 Long! You look pretty good as a human.
别急 你可能还不习惯用脚走路 Now, walking can be tricky, but
好了 走着 Okay, party time!
‪（营业中）
下午好 先生 Good afternoon, sir. I'd like
清仑 想和您了解下你们的一位顾客 to inquire about a recent customer.
对不起 我们不能透露顾客的信息 Sorry, but I can't give our...
‪（已打烊）
跟我来 Follow me.
哈哈哈 这才符合本龙的身份呢 Oh, yeah, now these are my kind of people.
司机请走后门 The servants entrance is around back.
哇 太豪华了 Wow...this is amazing.
龙 你进来啦 Oh! You got in.
本龙从未受过这般羞辱 I've never been so humiliated in my life.
存下外套 谢了 Coat check Thank you.
她在那 There she is!
她看起来好忙啊 She looks so... important.
俐娜 Li Na!
嗨 很高兴见到您 Hi, it's so good to see you again!
十九岁了 感觉怎么样 How does it feel to be 19, dear?
其实我最近正有点儿迷茫 Oh, well, I've actually been feeling
没想到您会问到 really confused lately.
太好了 Oh, great dear,
要不要考虑一下 now what would you say about
做我们化妆品的代言人 being the new face of Shin makeup?
抱歉 我不想给加激素的化妆品代言 Actually, Ino longer rep any products that use animal testing.
没有关系 Fantastic!
俐娜 Li Na.
你父亲在哪里 Where is your father?
我跟他签合同就行了 I'll have him sign the contract right away!
俐娜 生日快乐 Li Na. Happy Birthday.
嗨 很高兴再见到您 It's so great to see you again!
咱们来谈谈你的未来吧 I want to talk to you about your future dear!
其实我最近也一直在思考我的未来 Oh, well, I've been thinking a lot about my future.
充气式胸衣是未来的流行趋势 Inflatable bras are the future of fashion
要不要做我们的代言人啊 and I want you to be a part of it!
多谢您的好意 Yeah, I'm not sure.
就这么定了 That's great!
马上跟你约时间拍宣传照 I'll have a photo shoot scheduled ASAP.
俐娜 生日快乐 Li Na! Happy birthday!
嗨 很高兴见到 哦 是你啊 Hi, it's so...Oh, it's you, Buckley.
你已经接待名单上一半的客人了 So we're halfway through the guest listl
你可真棒 You're doing great!
那就好 我爸爸他来了吗 Yeah. Great. Any word from my dad?
他肯定跟我们一样在努力工作呢 I'm sure he's working hard, just like we are.
哎我说 把这种表情收一收 多笑笑 So how about we have a little bit and more of this!
丁思齐 呼 加油 All right, Din. Whoo. Here we go!
知道了 微笑嘛 加油 Got it! Game face! Whoo. Here we go!
嗨 俐娜 生日快 Hi, Li Na! Happy birth
嗨 很高兴再见到您 Hi! It's so great to see you again!
哦 可不是嘛 你还好吗 Oh, I feel the same way. So
今天我实在是太开心了 This is just the greatest day of my life!
哇 真的吗 Wow! Yeah, you too?
等等 我差点忘了 我给你带了小礼物 Uh, wait! Before I forget, I brought you a little something.
嗨 真高兴能再次见到您 Hil It's so good to see you again!
请你跳支舞 If I may?
嗨 很高兴又见到您 Hi! It's so great to see you again!
那么和你最好的朋友怎么样了 So how's your best friend?
我 我不知道怎么了 I...I don't know what happened.
她好像完全没有认出我来 She didn't even recognize me.
太好了 心碎了无痕 我们可以走了吧 Great! Dreams are crushed. We're done here, then, right?
来人 给我再拿几杯带走 Waiter? I'll have two more of these to go!
女士们先生们 现在让我们掌声有请 Ladies and gentlemen, time for a special treat!
美丽的小寿星和她的父亲到 If we could have the birthday girl and her father
舞池中央来 come to the dance floor.
王俐娜小姐 还有她的父亲王启德先生 There she is. And now her father, Mr. Wang!
请到舞池中央来 Come to the stage! Calling Mr. Wang!
爸爸快出来 别不好意思了 Come on, Dad! Don't be shy.
有请王先生 Mr. Wang? Come on down!
他应该马上就过来了 Uh, I'm sure he'll be here any second.
王先生 Mr. Wang?
是姓王吗 我没念错名字吧 Wang, right? Do I have the right name?
真要命 女儿过生日老爸都不出现一下 What kind of father doesn't show up to his own daughter's birthday?
不行 我们得帮帮她 跟我来 Come on, assistant. We gotta do something.
呃呀 我没关麦克风 这下尴尬了 Oh, the mic was on. I apologize.
女士们先生们 下面为大家献上一个 Ladies and gentlemen! If I can have your attention over here!
一个精心准备的节目大家请看这边 This way. It's time for the entertainment portion of the evening!
神龙 快 来点儿灯光和烟雾 Long, come on. Make some smoke, lights, anything.
少林真传 天下无双 From the streets of Shaolin!
请欣赏中华武林失传已久的独门绝技 Kung fu like you've never seen it before!
龙派传人 关门弟子 Introducing the great master! Trained in the art of Dragon Style!
最后这招可是看家本事 Now, everyone, keep your eyes on the stage as I
表演到此结束 谢谢 大家再见 Uh, that's it. The show's over. Uh, thank you, folks! Byel
平民聚会毫无礼数 Personal assistant. I've never been so insulted.
第八杯了 Lucky number eight!
先生 英式奶油鱼子酱面包 Sir, caviar, creme anglaise, amuse- bouche?
需要来一份吗 You don't have any,
那个你们这儿有虾条吗 uh, shrimp chips, do you?
呃 没有 Uh, no.
呃 糟了 Oh, no!
像你这样的帅哥怎么一个人喝酒呢 What's a man like you doing all by himself?
老话说的对 So true.
酒不醉人人自醉 Who needs wine when you have good company?
对不起 你误会了 I believe you've misunder. ...
我这个人比较慢热不过对你例外 Oh! I don't normally move this fast, but
对不起 下次约 Sorry! Must run!
哈喽 Hello?
俐娜 Li Na?
哎呦 帅哥 Oh, handsome?
还玩欲擒故纵啊 Playing hard to get, I see.
水 Water.
真高级 Refreshing.
这臭小子跑哪去了 Where's that kid?
哈喽 Hello?
俐娜你在里面吗 Li Na, is that you?
别理我 我在忙 Go awayl I'm busy.
我看出来了 I can see you're busy.
对非常非常忙 Yes, very busyl
好吧 Okay. Ijust I
我是 刚才表演武术的那个人 I'm the one who did that whole kung fu thing.
我就是想 我 I was just trying to
我知道你是想帮我解围 I know what you were trying to do.
谢了 Thanks.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我 我很好 Yeah I'm fine!
给 Here. Take this.
谢谢 Thank you!
一年一年就这么一次 Just one night
还以为我生日这天 out of the whole year,
他至少能抽出点时间陪我 I thought maybe he could make time, but
我以后再也不想过生日了 I don't know why I'm letting it get to me.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我以前真的很少哭成这样 This is so embarrassing. I don't normally cry like this.
那个 你脸脏了 Here. You got a little something on your face.
好像擦不掉 Yeah, it's not really coming off.
对不起 你肯定觉得我不正常 Sorry! I must look to tally Crazy.
没有没有 No! No.
我只是不知道该怎么办 I just don't know what else to do.
那种感觉特别迷茫 It's like...
我未来的生活一眼就能望到头 I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me,
我尽量努力让自己做得更好 and I'm trying my best,
努力成为大家的骄傲 trying to make everyone proud,
可是 我老觉得 生命里 but no matter how hard I try, Ijust feel like...Uh, like
少了点什么 Something is missing.
你说的没错 Exactly.
老帅哥原来你在这儿 Oh, there you are, Snake Eyes.
对不起 我们认识 I'm sorry. Do I...?
哦你没事吧 Oh, jeez! Are you okay?
我没事 I'm fine!
来 Here.
谢谢 Thanks.
抱歉让你看到我这副样子 I'm sorry for being so rude.
不好意思 我还不知道你的名字呢 I don't think I got your name earlier.
我们以前见过吗 Have we met before?
那个 Um, well
其实我是 Actually... I'm...
你在这啊 小姐可算找到你了 There you arel Ms. Wang, thank goodness.
时间刚刚好 I found you just in time.
王总他正找你呢 Your father will be here any second.
我爸来了 He made it?
是的 Uh, yes!
娜娜 生日快乐 Oh, Li Na! There you are.
哦 爸爸 Oh. Hi, Dad.
听小陈说今天的派对办得特别好 Buckley here informs me the party was perfect.
哦 是挺好的谢谢 爸爸 Oh! Uh, yes. It was. Thank you, Dad.
你玩得还开心吗 And you had a good time?
开心 您名单上的那些客人 Yes. Of course.
我都特意去打了招呼 Ispoke to everyone you wanted me to.
方便以后跟他们慢慢的 And IthinkIwas able to make some really important...
联 connections.
‪（断线）
在吗 在吗 在就好 Hello? Hello? Ah, there we go.
对了 我给你准备了一份特别的礼物 Here. I brought you something special.
哦 就是这个 Oh, here you are.
拆开 打开看看 Go ahead. Open it
我让人跑遍了上海所有的珠宝店 I had to send my assistant
才找到的这个 to half the jewelers in Shanghai to find it.
是的哟 It's true.
只有我女儿才配得上这块宝石 I know you'd appreciate something so special.
哦 真漂亮 和去年的一样漂亮 Oh, of course. Just as much as last year.
谢谢爸爸 Thank you, Dad.
啊 我是买了 Oh, did I, uh...?
对不起 娜娜 我真的是 Na Na, I'm sorry. I, you know...
没关系的 好东西不嫌多嘛 是吧 Well, you can never have too much of a good thing, right?
不好意思 小伙子 我刚才没有看到你 Excuse me? I...I didn't see you there, young man.
王总 等我走近点您可以仔细 看看 Oh! Allow me to get you a closer look, sir.
嗯 鞋不错 表也可以 Good quality leather. Excellent suit Ah, a Rolex
小伙子 你家里是做什么生意的 And what's the family business?
汤包 连锁汤包馆 Uh...dumplings.
我的意思是餐馆 Eh, I mean, Dumpling House.
餐饮业 都做 I mean, uh, restaurants. In general. All of them?
小伙子前途无量 好好干 Ah! A young man of means, I see. Reminds me of myself.
这样吧 不如你俩明天约个午饭 You know? You two should have lunch tomorrow.
爸 Dad!
好啊好啊 没问题 我非常荣幸 Uh, yes. Of course. I'd love that
太好了 那这事就这么定了 Excellent! Let's have the arrangements made.
不好意思小伙子 你叫什么名字 Oh, forgive my manners, young man. I didn't get your name.
我叫 I'm...
思聪 Dan.
思聪是个好名字 娜娜 Pleasure to meet you, Dan. So, Li Na?
你选个地方吧 Where would you like to go?
空中楼阁很不错 The Pearl Tower's excellent.
- 我是永久会员不用预定 - 喂你好 - I have a permanent reservation there. - Hello.
- 让小陈给他们打个电话 - 打扰一下 王总 - I'll have my assistant...- Excuse me, sir.
有个非常非常重要的电话 A very important call.
让他们等一下 Just give me a few minutes.
王总 他们说了 他们等不了 Sir? They said they need to talk now.
行吧 接过来吧 Put them on.
张总 抱歉让您久等了 方便方便 Good evening! Sorry to keep you waiting.
那个 明天你真的愿意跟我 So...would you really like to?
当然 当然了 Yes! Yeah, uh
明天中午见 思聪 See you tomorrow, Dan.
感觉我们又回到了从前 Then we talked just like old times.
还相约明天一起吃午饭 And then we made arrangements to have lunch tomorrow.
顺利到我都不敢相信 Can you believe it?
我也不敢相信 I can't believe you didn't bother to explain what a toilet is.
你连马桶是什么都不告诉我 Everything is going to plan.
总之一切都非常顺利 Oh, really? Dan.
是吗 思聪 I'll come clean when the time's right.
我会找个合适的机会跟她坦白 You're not going to come clean because there is no right time!
你才不会呢 哪有什么合适的机会 Look, kid, I get it
你呢 一介草民 她是 千金小姐 You're the peasant. She's the princess.
这种故事早都烂大街了 It's a tale as old as time.
结局还用我说吗 And we all know how that ends!
完美 Good?
不美 也不好 很扎心 No! No, not good, terriblyl Horribly!
你不会明白的 我们的友情 Long, we have a special bond
比金钱和地位重要多了 that runs deeper than money or status.
那你干嘛骗她 Then why'd you lie?
我 我 Well, I, uh
其实你心里清楚得很 I'll tell you why.
一旦她知道你真实情况 Because the minute Li Na finds out who you really are,
一切就都结束了 this will all fall apart.
你应该学着对人类的情感多点信心 You know, you should learn to have a little faith in humanity.
我还用学 我活了几千年 Learn? I've been around for a thousand years.
熟知人性善恶 比你懂得多 I know how humans work. Not you.
可怜的龙啊 我知道你的问题在哪了 Poor, poor Long. I see what your problem is.
你就是我的问题 You're my only problem.
因为你们龙的大脑和人类的结构 I wouldn't expect
不一样 your tiny reptilian brain to understand
理解不了什么是友情 the power of human friendship.
没事 我愿意做你唯一的朋友 快来抱抱 It's okay. I'll be your first and only friend. Come here!
变成龙之前 我也是朋友满天下 I had a million friends when I was human! Oh, no.
龙 你以前 Long? Were you a...?
是是是 我以前也是人 Yes! Yes. I was human. For heaven's sake,
你都不看仔细看一下茶壶吗 have you ever looked at the teapot?
我曾经是中国历史上最受爱戴 And I was the best human ever!
最受尊敬 最最伟大的人之一 One of the most beloved lords in the history of China!
你知道是什么原因吗 你这个傻白甜 And you know why?
因为 你朋友遍天下 Because you had a lot of friends?
不是 No!
因为本龙坐拥天下土地与财富 Because I had all the wealth and all the land and all the power!
深受百姓爱戴 And everyone loved me for it!
等等 如果你真那么伟大 Wait. If you're so great,
我怎么从来没有听说过你 why haven't I heard of you?
一些居心叵测的家伙嫉妒本龙 Well, obviously, some jealous rival took credit
在本龙死后把功绩据为己有 for everything I accomplished after I died.
所以你死后 So you died and the heavens
天界把你变成了一条许愿神龙 made you a wish dragon?
对 这就是奖励 Yes. As a reward.
但你好像对这个奖励不太满意哦 You don't seem very happy with your reward.
谁说我不满意的 我非常满意 I'm very happy with my reward.
别废话了 快用掉你最后一个愿望 So if you would just use your last wish
就像我 其他主人一样 and wish for the same thing as every other master,
只要你许完愿 then Ican be done!
我就能离开这个破地方 And leave this wretched world once and for all.
重返天界 And finally return back to heaven,
到时候 天界会有大派对 where everyone is waiting to welcome the
来庆祝一代伟人的回归 great emperor home with a giant parade!
原来天界也开派对啊 They have parades in heaven?
这就是解决所有难题 My point is, there's a simple solution
最简单的方法 to every problem in the world,
对你也一样 including yours.
许愿吧 Use it.
经过上千年的修炼 So that's what you learned
你学到的就是这个吗 after all these years?
是的 Yes.
糟糕 十点了 Oh, crap, ten o'clock?
我妈要下班了 我们得赶紧回家 My mom's getting off work! We gotta go!
快快快 走走走 走啊 Hurry, hurry, hurry! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
张总 贷款的事 您再多宽限一周 But, sir. Surely you can extend the loan one more week.
我保证 这次我一定能够还上 I promise I can pay you back, sir.
拍卖 Foreclosure.
拍卖 不行啊 张总 拜托了 Foreclosure? No, please, sir.
这公司是我一生的心血 I'm begging you. This company is my life's work.
我还有家人要养活 我 我真的 I have a family and a respons...
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您没事吧 王总 Is everything all right, sir?
没事 会没事的 It's fine!
这事千万别告诉娜娜 Just don't tell Li Na about any of this.
说吧 找的怎么样了 Well? Have you found it?
我们已经锁定那个孩子的家了 We have located the boy's apartment, sir.
然后呢 Yes, and?
我们全程监视着他 There's no way he can come or go
他绝对逃不过我们的眼睛 without being caught.
那就好 Good.
好了 回壶里去 快 Okay, Long! Get in the teapot!
一切恢复正常 开灯 Everything is normal. Lights on!
你啊 真以为她会来这个破地方啊 You really think you can bring Li Na back to this dump?
小点声 作业摆出来 Quiet you! Homework out!
她家的冰箱啊 能把你整个家装进去 You know her refrigerator is bigger than this whole apartment.
你如果不愿意帮忙就算了 If you're not gonna say something helpful,
至少别添乱行嘛 don't say anything at all.
她回来了 She's here!
衣服 Your suit?
哦 对 Huh? Oh, no!
思齐 妈给你带了一些 Din, I brought you some.
妈你回来啦 今天好热啊 是吧 Hello, Mother! Heh! Sure is hot out tonight, isn't it?
没有啊 降温了 你是不是生病了 No. It's freezing. Are you coming down with something?
没有 我就是 学习呐 Oh, no. Just studying.
好吧 我去给你热口饭吃 Okay. Here. I'll heat you up some leftovers.
啊 她肯定最爱吃剩饭了喽 Oh, I'm sure Li Na will love leftovers.
你够了 Hey, stop it!
什么够了 Stop what?
我是说您关心我够多了 别太操心了 Uh, stop worrying about me. I'm fine.
怎么能不操心 今天上学怎么样 You don't seem fine. How was school?
挺好的 学校挺好的 Great, greatl School was great!
你什么人都骗呐 老手哦 Ah! So you lie to everyone, not just yourself?
有完没完了你 Would you leave me alone?
完 Fine!
没有没有没有 妈 您别误会 我 Oh, no, no, no, Mom! I was just...
等你想通了以后再找我 You know where to find me when you come to your senses.
我正在 我在背课文呢 talking to somebody else?
思齐 妈妈最受不了的呢 Din? I'm going to ask you a question.
就是你对妈妈撒谎 Remember, Im your mother.
你跟妈说实话好吗 You can tell me the truth.
好啊 Okay.
你是不是 学会喝酒了 Are you drinking alcohol?
酒 妈 怎么可能啊 Mom! No! Give me that back!
- 还敢撒谎 你把酒藏哪里啦 - 妈 - Where is it? Where are you hiding it? - Mom!
妈 您这是在干嘛 Mom, I'm not drinking!
你肯定藏这儿了 Don't lie to me! Staying out late!
- 你最近整天都神神叨叨的 - 别翻了 - You're acting crazy all the time! - Stop it.
说 你藏在哪儿了 You're skipping school!
妈 Mom.
我是你妈妈 你有事你瞒不过我的 I am your mother. I know when something is wrong!
你到底怎么了 What is it?
根本就没事 Nothing is wrong!
思齐 跟妈说实话 Din, just tell me the truth.
不管有什么事 妈都能帮你 Whatever it is, I can help you!
妈 您帮不了我 No, Mom, you can't! Believe me.
真的 帮不了 You can't.
给我回房间去 Go to your room! And don't come out
不会好好跟妈妈说话就别出来 if you're going to disrespect me!
- 妈 不是那个意思 - 进去 - Mom, I wasn't... - Go!
进就进 Fine!
我受够这破地方了 I hate this place!
哦哟 信息量老大了 Wow. They're really going at it.
把小板凳搬过来 Hey, bring me that chair.
谁要爆米花 Popcorn anyone?
这墙不隔音 I can hear you.
思齐 Din?
呐 Here.
你 You..
赶紧趁热吃了啊 You need a real dinner.
谢谢 对不起 Thanks. Sorry, Mom.
嘿 小家伙 你好可爱哦 Hey, little buddy. Ooh, you're so cute.
你有没有家呀 你饿不饿呀 You have family? Are you hungry?
你这个可爱的小毛球小东西 You're such a good little fluffy, little hairy-faced thing.
啊 是他 醒醒 醒醒 It's him! Wake up! Wake up!
嘿 老大 老大 Boss! Hey, boss.
老大 Boss! Boss! Boss!
怎么可能 Impossible.
丁思齐 不要慌 告诉她真相 Okay, Din. You can do this. Just tell her the truth.
下午好 先生 Greetings, sir.
嗨 思聪 Oh. Hey, Dan!
嗨 Hey!
先生 请把外套给我 Sir, may I take your jacket?
外套 我才穿了一天 My jacket? I just got this.
哈哈哈 戏精啊 Heh. Good one Dan.
嘿嘿 还行吧 拿去吧 Yeah. Good one. Sure. No problem.
这种外套我家还有好几柜子呢 I have plenty more of these at home.
谢谢 交给你了 Thank you.
扫一扫灰 Sweep the dust
都怪我爸 不求最好 只求最贵 Sorry about all the fuss. My dad insists on "only the best"
那个 俐娜 其实我想跟你说 Actually, Li Na, there's something I need to tell you.
我知道你想说什么 Oh. I know exactly what you're gonna say.
你知道 You do?
知道 你想说 能遇到一个家境相当 Yes. It's so nice to meet someone from a respectable family
又聊得来的人 实在是太难得了 对吧 that you actually enjoy talking to, right?
小姐 您的桌子准备好了 Madame. Your table is ready.
是家境相当 Right. Respectable.
神龙 你听见了吗 Long! Did you hear that?
她以为我跟她家境相当 I'm supposed to be from a respectable family!
天呐 怎么会呢 不可能 No! What? I'm shocked! I'm stunned!
这怎么跟我预料的一模一样 Oh, wait, it's exactly what I predicted.
紧急支援 你不是皇族的嘛 Long! Ineed your help! You were from royalty.
快告诉怎么应对这种大场合 Just tell me what to do. Please!
可以行 你得完全照我说的来 Fine! As long as you do exactly what I say.
好好好 没问题 Okay! Okay! Deal.
先生您好 请用热毛巾 Sir, could I offer you ahot tow...?
首先 贵族不可与平民交谈 First of all, you shouldn't let these commoners talk to you.
这样啊 Really?
先生 请 Sir, I just
请用热请用 wanted. offer you...a hot
小姐 您的桌子 Madame, your table.
现在 去要求换一个更加尊贵的位子 Nowl Demand another table, claiming it is far superior.
俐娜 这个位子不够好 Li Na! This table simply won't do!
让我给你选一个更好的吧 Allow me to show you another one.
思聪 这是放小吃的位置 Uh, Dan? This is the table for the hors d'oeuvres.
你去告诉这个叫方小驰的客人 Well, you tell Mr. and Mrs. Hors D'oeuvres
这个位子我们要了 that this is our table.
思聪 你真是太搞笑了 Dan, you are such afunny guy.
搞笑 Funny?
你是在说我成熟稳重 Are you sure you didn't mean, uh, suave?
又不失幽默风趣吗 Classy? Respectable?
我的妈呀 我眼泪要出来了 You're too good. Im going to Gry.
居然敢嘲笑皇室 Well, this is whereIwould have her
要是以前 早赐她死罪了 executed for moeking royalty.
思聪 我看出来了 Look, Dan,
你是想活跃一下气氛 I appreciate you trying to make this place more interesting,
要不 我们换个地方怎么样 but how about we just go somewhere else?
换个地方 Somewhere else?
你是觉得这地方还不够上档次 Like, more fancy than this? Not good enough for you?
还不满意 小姑娘挺有心机的 Well played, child.
不是那个意思 我们可以散散步 No, I mean, like, take a walk or something.
你们好 两位可以点菜了吗 Evening. May I take your order?
千万别小气 钱都不是问题 Spare no expense. Money is no object
菜单上所有东西都各来一份 Yes. Well have one of everything.
先生 我们的菜单上有六百多道菜 Sir? There are over 600 items on our menu.
那就每样来三份 Oh. Better make that three of everything then.
漂亮 Good!
好的 先生 As you wish, sir.
那个 思聪啊 我想说不好意思 So listen. Dan? About last night
昨天晚上我有一点失态了 Sorry for aeting so weird.
但是说真的 能遇到一个 To be honest, it was just really nice
愿意听我说话的人 实在是太难得了 to have someone who listened to me.
别理她 千万别听她说话 Now completely ignore her and she's yours.
看看四周 有钱人都居高临下 Look around you, Din. Rich people
从来不听别人讲话 never pay attention to anyone else.
他们只关心自己还有自己的钱 All they talk about is their own business.
这就是现实 It's almost an artform.
思聪 你在听我说话吗 Uh, Dan? Are you listening to anything I said?
当然没有 Not a word,
好吧 我刚才说 昨晚和你聊的很开心 Um Okay. Well, I was saying it was really nice to talk to you.
接下来 思齐 We are close. Final step.
最后一步 向她展示你的财富 Tell her how many palaces you own.
俐娜 我打断一下 Let me stop you right there.
我和你说过我家是多么有背景吗 Did Itell you just how respectable my family is?
您的第一道菜 Your first entree.
谢 Oh, thanks!
下去吧 For nothing.
思聪 Dan! You know what?
我真是瞎了 原来你和那些人都一样 You're just not who Ithought you were.
等等 俐娜 Wait! Li Na!
奇了怪了 I don't understand.
本龙的后宫都是这么拿下的呀 That worked on all 17 of my wives.
我可以解释的 I can explain!
又怎么了 What now?
我我们应该 I uh...We should
你不是想出去散散步吗 走吧 We should totally go for that walk you suggested.
出去跑两圈也行啊 Or maybe a run!
抓到你们啦 Bon appetit!
好久不见 Surprise!
上来 Hop on.
好吧 Fine.
他们是什么人啊 Who are those men?
是绑匪吧 大概是想绑了我们勒索赎金 Uh, gangsters. Probably out to kidnap us for ransom.
来 这边 Come on! This way!
死路 Oh, no.
来吧 早就想找人打架了 好好发挥 Uh? Okay, Li Na. You've always wanted to be in a street fight.
- 神龙 快帮帮我 - 把握机会 - Long! I need help! - Stay calm!
你是我助理 帮帮忙吧 Come on, please?
思聪 What? Dan?
你看我在垃圾堆里找到什么 Look what Ifound in the garbage.
你看我现在像什么 像个皮皮虾 Ah, look at me. How did I become a pinata?
我们好像把他们甩掉了 Okay. I think we lost them.
很好 所以刚才你想跟我解释什么 Good. So when exactly were you gonna apologize, Dan?
我想说 Oh. I...
调头调头 The other way! The other way!
俐娜 我其实一直想跟你说 对不起 Li Na? I really do want to say I'm sorry.
为什么想说对不起 Sorry for what exactly?
因为我之前太过分了 Sorry for acting like such a jerk.
好吧 原谅你了 Apology accepted.
冲啊 思聪 打爆他们 Now, get him, Dan!
打脸 踹肚子 踢腿 Kick him right in his stupid face!
打得他生活不能自理 Kick himl Kick him good!
把茶壶交出来 Hand over the teapot, kid!
思齐啊 我不想掺和 Din? Ididn't sign up for this.
你现在赶紧许个 If you just made your lastwish, we wouldn't...Oh, no.
这真是要了 老命了 This literally could not get any...
可以啊 Oh. Good one.
谢啦 喝得开心吗 Thanks. Now eat metal, dirtbags!
整锅都送给你们让你们喝个痛快 How do you like them apples, huh?
上 Crap!
小心 Incoming!
相信我 Trust me.
俐娜 我们可能得 Uh, Li Na? Ithink we're gonna have to..
跳 Jump!
老大 别担心 我们也可以 Don't worry, boss, we got this.
说实话 思聪 这个约会感觉还不错 You know what, Dan? This is turning into a pretty good date.
不不不不 Oh, no. No, no, no! Oh, no!
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我还好 I think so.
本龙也很好 谢谢关心 I'm fine as well. Thank you for asking.
哎呦 Oh, boy.
怎么回事 What happened?
时间到了 Time's up, Din.
怎么回事 What happened?
刚才我们一起跳了楼 差点就摔死了 Well, we jumped off a building. We almost died.
十二个时辰到了 Your 24 hours are over.
我们还跟黑帮火拼了一把 We beat up some gangsters.
好吧好吧 多半都是你在火拼 Okay, okay. That was mostly you,
但是说真的 你应该教我一点功夫 but seriously. You gotta teach me some of that kung fu!
哎呀 条件反射 Whoops. Reflexes.
什么情况 你的衣服呢 Wait. What happened to your suit
那个 俐娜 Look, Li Na.
我有些话要跟你坦白 There's something I need to tell you.
喂 小子 你还有一个愿望 Din! You have one more wish!
不用着急坦白哦 You don't have to do this.
其实我的名字不叫思聪 我叫 My real name isn't Dan. It's...
思齐 你是思齐 Din. You're Din.
对不起 I'm sorry.
但是你为什么要骗我呢 But...why did you lie?
我不是故意的 I...I wasn't planning to.
我就是担心 I...I just...
你一旦知道我的身份以后 I was worried that if you found out it was, well, just me,
这一切就结束了 that everything would end.
那 你现在还住这里吗 So you still live around here.
嗯 Yeah.
在那个老石库门 In that same old Shikumen?
是的 Yeah.
我就知道结果会这样 Itold you this wouldn't end well.
这个弄堂我有印象 Wait. I remember this alley.
我们以前放学 We used to take a shortcut through here
经常从这里抄近道回家 on the way home from school!
嗯 对啊 Uh, yeah.
以前有个朱阿姨在这里卖红薯 And Mrs. Chu would sell those roasted yams.
快看 那不是朱阿姨吗 Oh! Hey! Look at that! It's Mrs. Chu!
朱阿姨 您还记得我吗 我是那个 Hi! Mrs. Chu! It's Li Na Wang. Do you remember...?
一块钱两个 不还价 One buck! Two yams! No bargaining!
哦 还是老样子 Well, some things never change.
我来 Here.
拿去 快点 下一个 Sold! Next! Move!
好烫 So good! Hold on. Is that?
还是那么好吃 No way!
那是 Heh- heh- heh.
*夏天夏天悄悄过去
留下小秘密 不是吧 Yeah.
留下小秘密
雷打不动 连衣服都没变过 A new decade, same sweatpants.
压心底压心底不能告诉你 雷打不动 连衣服都没变过 A new decade, same sweatpants.
压心底压心底不能告诉你
晚风吹过温暖我心底
我又想起你 - 思齐 要不我们比一下 谁更快 - 什么 - Hey, Din? What do you think about a little race? - What?
多甜蜜多甜蜜怎能忘记 - 思齐 要不我们比一下 谁更快 - 什么 - Hey, Din? What do you think about a little race? - What?
多甜蜜多甜蜜怎能忘记 小心 What? Oh! Hey!
不能忘记你*
我说 可不带这样的 Whoa! Heh- heh. Okay. Not fair!
前面转个弯应该就到你家了吧 So you're old apartment has to be right around the corner.
那个 我说我家就不用去了吧 Oh, uh, heh! I don't know if that's such a good idea.
杨阿姨 你家洋葱还有吧 Hey, Wajah! You have any green onions?
嗨 宋阿姨好 Hi, Mrs. Song.
你是 我们见过吗 I'm sorry, uh, do I know you?
妈 您可能认 认不出来了 Hey, Mom! So, uh, surprise!
您猜猜这个是谁 We have an unexpected visitor?
姑娘 怪不得你最近神经兮兮的 A girl? That's why you're acting crazy?
是因为姑娘啊 All this time, worried you were drugged up
- 害得我以为你整天泡网吧打游戏 - 妈 不是的 - in some Internet cafe! - Mom! No!
- 原来是这么回事 - 那是俐娜 - And it was just girl! Just a... - It's Li Na! Mom, it's...It's Li Na!
俐什么 What?
嗨 Hi.
运劢 俐娜 你怎么来了 Li Na? What are you doing here?
来看看老朋友 Just visiting an old friend.
拿着 我都被他气糊涂了 快进屋 Well, where are my manners? Come in! Come in!
我回头再跟你好好算账 You and I are not finished.
她变得好漂亮啊 She's so pretty now.
千金大小姐啊 Like a princess.
就是鼻子有点塌 Well, her nose is a little flat.
你先尝尝这个啊 Here. Start with this.
真不好意思 打扰到大家 You really shouldn't go to all this trouble.
打扰什么呀 看你瘦的跟筷子一样 Shh! You're skinnier than a broom handle.
对不起啊 我也没想到 Sorry. I wasn't expecting...
俐娜 我跟你说 你走了以后 Li Na! Did you know Din still puts flowers
思齐每年都还去给咯咯上坟呢 on Clucky's grave every year?
黄叔叔 你够了 Mr. Wong? Cut it out!
这我还真不知道 I did not know that.
超可爱的 他还悄悄哭了呢 It's so cute. He even cries a little.
我才没哭呢 我那是哀悼 I am not Crying. I am mourning.
他还带花去呐 He brings flowers.
对对对 带一束白菊花 Yes, a little tiny bouquet!
真可爱 So cute.
*忘不了忘不了
忘不了你的错
忘不了你的好
忘不了雨中的散步
也忘不了那风里的拥抱
忘不了忘不了
进来吧 Come in.
忘不了你的泪
忘不了*
什么 你说他不是我儿子 What? You're saying that's not my son?
你自己心里有数 别想骗我 You knew what was going on, don't lie to me.
我没有骗你 一直以来都是你在骗我 No, you were lying to me this whole time!
你就是 你就是想继承我爸的遗产 You just wanted. You just wanted to inherit my dad's business.
是的 你说对了 That's rightl And I will.
我知道你都干了些什么 I know what you did!
别以为能瞒过我 You think you can fool me!
你和那个男人的事我都看到了 I saw you with that guy!
你误会了 You have no idea!
我真应该听我妈的话 I knew I should have listened to my mother!
我才是你妈 I am your mother!
不可能 No!
这边 Here.
天哪 太穿越了一下子回到了十年前 Oh, wow! Oh! It's like a time machine up here.
是啊 不好意思 Yeah. Sorry. This is the only place
这是附近唯一能让人平静的地方了 I can get a little peace and quiet.
- 你永远都得不到平静的 丁思齐 - 什么 - You'll never have peace, Din. - What?
咯咯会阴魂不散的跟着你 Because the ghost of Clucky will always haunt you! Buh- gock!
不不不 你已经死了 No, Clucky! You're dead!
你要哭了吗 快哭一个让我看看 Are you gonna cry? Are we gonna see some tears right now?
我不后悔 你太好吃了 I regret nothing. You were delicious.
你马上就会知道后悔的滋味了 You're gonna know what regret tastes like in a minute!
走开 你这只阴魂不散的小鸡 Get away from me, you ghost chicken!
- 离我远点 - 你为什么吃我 - Get away! - Why? Why did you eat me, huh?
是俐娜强迫我的 是俐娜 是她嘴馋 It was Li Na! She made me do it.
出卖我 太不仗义了 Selling me out. That's cold.
这本来就是你的主意 Well, it was your idea.
是啊 我们小时候鬼主意实在是太多了 Heh. Yeah. I guess we had a lot of crazy ideas back then.
是啊 Yeah.
给 Here.
俐娜 你还记得我们那个承诺吗 Hey? Do you remember that promise we made?
就是那个 You know, the pinky...?
当然了 怎么说来着 Of coursel How'd it go?
拉 拉勾上吊 Uh...Um...Friends forever, day by...
一百年 Year by year,
不许变 upon this we will always...swear.
你没事吧 Oh, hey! Are you okay?
没事 没事 I'm fine. I'm fine.
抱歉 突然看到自己的大脸 Oh! Sorry. I wasn't expecting my own giant face.
真的好尴尬 So embarrassing.
没什么尴尬的 Don't be embarrassed.
我第一次看到的时候也吓了一跳 When I first saw that billboard, I almost fell over too.
那个感觉很奇妙 像是你又回来了 But it's been nice. Kind of like you were back.
不过就算广告牌上的你再怎么好看 But, you know, giant and glowing and super glamorous.
还是没有真人漂亮 Doesn't hold a candle to the real thing though.
我可以正式约你一次吗 What do you say we go for a real date?
以丁思齐的身份 No Dan or any of that
我 I...
对不起 Sorry.
俐娜 你跑哪儿去了 Li Na, where have you been?
杂志拍摄就快开始了 The photo shoot starts in an hour!
你头发怎么成鸡窝了 And what happened to your hair?
我现在派人去接你 I'm sending a car to pick you up.
思齐 我今天跟你们在一起 Um...Din?
真的特别开心 I had a really wonderful time tonight.
但是我现在得走了 谢谢你的外套 But I have to go. Thanks for letting me borrow this.
没事 你先穿着吧 下次还给我就好 Don't worry about it You can keep it until next time.
不 其实 我 No. Really, I...
真的 别客气了 又不是再也 It's not like I'm not gonna see you for another
见不到了 ten years.
思齐 我现在的生活 Din, the truth is
和以前完全不一样了 Ihave this whole other life now.
我得工作 You know? Aeareer, a future
得努力实现我爸爸帮我规划好的未来 that my dad worked really hard for,
还有那些他帮我定好的目标 and certain expectations I have to meet.
你的意思是 Let me guess.
我这样的人不符合你的未来和目标 I don't meet those expectations?
我 I...
你可能不明白 I... You don't understand.
我们都长大了 得学着现实一点 I'mjust trying to be...realistic.
对不起 I'm sorry.
思齐 Hey, Din.
你知道么 思齐 Did you know that shrimp chips
我才知道虾条里面真的是有虾的 do have shrimp in the ingredients?
思齐 Din.
思齐 妈妈知道你现在心里不好受 Things are simpler when you're children.
但是人这一辈子呀 But you're older now.
总要总要学着面对现实 And, well, you have to be realistic.
思齐 Din!
神龙 恭喜你要完成任务了 Good news, Long. You can finally be rid of me.
我要用掉最后一个愿望 I'm ready for my third wish.
想好了 You are?
我要钱 要一座金山 你看着变吧 Make me rich. Piles of gold. However you do it.
但是 But.
我太傻太天真了 以为钱不重要 Look, I thought it wouldn't matter, that she wouldn't care.
以为她不会在乎这些 But I was stupid.
给我一座金山吧 So give me the pile of gold.
只要我过上了富人的生活 And I can have some of that good life
大家就会看得起我了 and people will treat me with a little respect.
到时候每个人都会和我来做朋友的 Heck, I'm sure everyone will want to be my friend then.
思齐 你想清楚了 Din? Are you sure?
这还用问吗 Am I sure?
从我们认识到现在 You've been telling me to make this wish
你不是一直都这么说的吗 since the moment we met!
我觉得你说的是对的 Well, you were right, okay?
是我错了 是我无知 I was wrong. So there you go.
快点吧 赶紧实现我的愿望吧 That's my wish. Just grant it,
然后回你的天界去 and you can go back to your spirit world
好好享受你的派对去 and your big stupid parade up in the sky!
快照我说的做吧 Just grant the wish, Long.
这是哪 What?
思齐 本龙会实现你的愿望 Din. I'll grant your wish.
在那之前 有些事情你需要知道 But first there's something I need to show you.
你们找到那孩子了 他人呢 You found the boy? Where is he?
他当时在空中楼阁餐厅 He was at the Pearl Tower, sir.
和一个女孩吃饭 Yeah. With a girl.
但一不小心 又让他跑了 But I'm afraid he escaped again.
什么 又跑了 What? How?
照片你们不能拿走 Hey! That doesn't belong to you.
告诉你 我现在没有时间了 我必须要 Listen to me. I am out of time. I need...Oh!
娜娜 你怎么来了 你不是在 Li Na! Uh, aren't you, uh, supposed to be at the, uh
对不起 爸爸 我想和您聊一下 Sorry, Dad, but we really need to talk.
好啊 可是爸爸 现有个很重要的 Uh, of course. I'm just on a very important call.
爸 就一下下 Dad? Please?
先生 Sir?
您还记得以前 Do you remember when we lived
我们住在石库门的时候吗 in that old Shikumen?
我知道当时家里条件不好 可是 I know we didn't have much, but
别担心 娜娜 Don't worry, Li Na.
我们不会再过那样的生活了 We'll never have to go back to that life.
可是爸 您从来都不怀念那些日子吗 But, Dad, don't you ever miss those days?
你今天到底是怎么了 Where is all of this coming from?
就昨晚生日派对上 That...That young man last night.
您安排我跟他一起吃饭的那个男孩子 The one you arranged a date with.
他是丁思齐 That was Din.
石库门的那个孩子 From our old neighborhood?
是他带你去的空中楼阁餐厅 And he's the one who took you to the Pearl Tower?
是 我知道 您肯定会劝我离他远一点 Yes, and I know what you'll say.
远离以前那样的生活 You'll tell me to stay away and to leave that old world behind,
可是我们现在 真的过得比以前开心吗 but the truth is, I think we might be happier if
娜娜 放心吧 一切都会没事的 Li Na. Everything is gonna be all right.
我这就去找思齐谈谈 I'm gonna go talk with Din.
什么 What?
把车开过来 两分钟后门口见 Bring the van. Meet me in two minutes.
爸 您怎么了 出什么事了吗 Dad? Are you okay? What's going on?
别担心 事情很快就会解决的 Don't worry. I...I'm gonna fix everything.
爸 Dad.
神龙 你这是要去哪儿 Long? Where are you going?
这里是什么地方 What is this place?
这里曾是我的宫殿 This was my home.
我生于帝王之家 I was born into royalty.
从小就懂得金钱就是权力 I learned from a young age that gold is power.
所以我致力于累积财富 So I set my sights on expanding my fortune.
让臣民日以继夜地工作 My subjects were loyal and worked tirelessly, year after year.
我把女儿用和亲方式 My daughters were married to the finest families
去笼络权贵 to expand the kingdom's glory.
又将我的儿子送至远方为荣誉奋斗 And my son I sent off to win treasures. He came home a hero.
弹指间 我坐拥无尽的金银 Soon I had more gold, more land,
名声和权力 and more monuments than any lord who had come before me.
然而 在我弥留之际 And yet, as I laid on my deathbed,
既无臣民尽忠 I awaited the parade of loyal subjects and loving family,
也无子女尽孝 but there was none.
宫殿冰冷 人心更冷 With my last breath, I cursed all those who had forgotten me.
我的灵魂升至天界大门 I arrived at the gates to the spirit world
等待迎接我的队伍 and awaited a great procession to welcome me.
来人啊 把门打开 I demand you open this gate!
然而 门神将我化成一条许愿神龙 Instead, the gods transformed me into a wish dragon.
这并非奖励 实乃惩罚 Not as a reward but as a punishment.
我被囚禁于茶壶之中 送回人间 I was imprisoned in the teapot and sent down to earth
须侍奉十位主人 以领悟人生之道 to serve ten masters and learn the true meaning of life.
可数千年来 所有的主人 And to be honest, all these years,
都无法帮助我领悟人生的意义 all these masters, I have been failing.
直到你的出现 Until I met you.
说实话 到今天我仍未领悟人生之道 I don't know the meaning of life.
思齐 你本性善良 珍惜朋友和家人 But the things you care about, your friends, your family.
是任何金银珠宝都无法取代的 They're worth more than anything I ever possessed.
你的愿望你决定 And no amount of gold can ever buy that.
只要这是你真心要的 It's your wish, Din. Just make sure it's what you really want.
我 I...
思齐 Din!
王叔叔 您怎么在这里 Mr. Wang? What are you doing here?
听着 思齐 把茶壶给我 Please, Din. Give me that teapot.
我没有时间在这跟你胡闹 I don't have time for any more games.
他们是您派来的 They work for you?
我保证他们不会伤害你 No one's gonna get hurt,
我比你更需要那些 but I need those.
神龙 Long!
离我朋友远一点 Stay away from my friends.
这下公司有救了 Finally. I'm saved.
你怎么回事 我说过不要伤害那孩子 What's wrong with you? I told you not to hurt the kid!
我这辈子都活得卑躬屈膝 I've been bowing to others my entire life.
这回 换所有人向我低头了 And now everyone will bow to me!
不 不要 No, no, no, no! No!
王叔叔 Mr. Wang!
神龙 我召唤你 Dragon, I summon you.
思齐 思齐 Din? Din!
我是你的主人 I'm your master now.
我的第一个愿望是 And I know my first wish.
爸 Dad?
不 怎么会这样 No! Oh, my God!
发生什么事了 What happened to you?
思齐 Din!
回茶壶 Get in the teapot.
爸爸 Dad?
娜娜 Li Na.
不会的不会的 来人啊 叫救护车 No, no, no, no, no. Call an ambulance!
爸 你一定会没事的 You're gonna be okay, Dad.
娜娜 爸爸对不起你 Li Na. Listen to me. I'm sorry.
公司已经破产了 救不回来了 I tried to save it, but the business is bankrupt.
爸爸一直想给你更好的生活 And...I wanted you to have everything.
但是现在 什么都没了 And now...I've left you with nothing.
不 No.
我从来都没有想过要那些 I never needed any of that.
我只是 只是想要您多陪陪我而已 All I ever wanted was my Dad.
有您在 就足够了 All I wanted was you!
碰一下你就必死无疑 One touch and you are done, kid!
抓住他 老大 戳他 使劲戳 Yeah! Get him, boss! Touch him! Touch him good.
哇 小星星 Ooh, sparks!
神龙 我召唤你 Long! I summon you!
思齐 Din!
龙哥们 我召唤你 Dragon guy? I summon you!
思齐 思齐 Din! Din?
思齐 Din!
我希望能有一堆小小狗 好开个宠物店 I wish for enough puppies to open a pet store!
小狗 好嘞 小狗 Puppies? Yes! Puppies!
如您所愿 And it shall be so!
嘿 小家伙 叫你旺财 怎么样 Hey, little fella, I'll name you Teddy.
哎 小坏蛋 不听话 No! Bad Teddy! Bad boy.
老大 我抢到茶壶了 Hey, boss! I got the teapot.
别让那小子拿到 Don't let the boy get it!
快点 赶紧召唤神龙 Help usl Summon the dragon!
赶紧许愿 要一把枪 快点 Wish for something! A gun! Anything!
召唤 许愿 神龙 Wish? Dragon? Summon?
神龙 Dragon guy?
我希望来双大长腿 I wish I had longer legs.
好吧 Um, okay.
你逗我呢吧 Are you joking?
召唤神龙 I summon you!
神龙 我命令你把这小子扔下去 Dragon? I command you to throw this kid off.
恕难从命 I cannot intervene.
你必须独自拥有茶壶 You're not my master
才有资格命令我 until you have sole possession of the teapot.
放手 Let it go!
不放 No.
放手 Let it go!
神龙 神龙 你在哪 Long? Long? I can't see you!
我今天可以饶你一命 小子 There's no need to die tonight, kid.
只要你以后为我效力 Come work for me.
金山银山随你挑 I'|l give you all the gold you want.
毕竟我们要的都一样 We're both wishing for the same thing.
不 我们不一样 No. No, we're not.
我不要金山银山 I don't need gold.
我想要的东西多少钱都买不来 I have something far more important to wish for.
思齐 Din?
把茶壶还给我 I need that teapot.
既然这样 我只能收藏你的雕像了 Well, at least you'll make a good statue in my office.
不 No!
神龙 Long?
不 神龙 No! No! Long! No!
不 不 No! No!
不要 No!
神龙 Long!
思齐 Din?
这是哪里 What'shappening?
欢迎重返天界 Welcome, Longzhu.
怎么回事 发生了什么了 What's going on? Where am I?
恭喜你 Congratulations.
圆满完成了许愿神龙的任务 Your service as a wish dragon is complete!
完成 完成什么 Complete? But Ihaven'tfinished yet.
我最后一个主人还没许完愿呢 I haven't finished my tenth master!
你愿意放下自我 舍己为人 You have put the needs of another before yourself
说明你已经领悟到了生命之真谛 and shown us that you understand the meaning of life.
现在天界大门为你敞开 You are now free to enter the spirit world.
那就是传说中的派对 Is that a parade?
为你准备的 In your honor.
不不不 不行 我得回去 No, no, no! I can't. I have to go back!
回去 Back?
快把我变回许愿神龙 Turn me back into a wish dragon.
我还有一个愿望要完成呢 I have one more wish to grant
这真是荒谬至极 你的要求有违天规 But that's ridiculous! The laws of heaven forbid it!
你才荒谬呢 你这个穿短裙的糟老头 You're ridiculous! You're an old man in a skirt.
这不是短裙 This isn't a skirt!
送我回去 Send me back!
胆敢违抗神的旨意 You dare reject the will of the gods!
算了 你不送我回去 那我就自己回去 Fine. If you're not going to send me back, I'll go myself!
住手 Stop that!
思齐 我来了 Stupid douds!
住手 Stop!
我的朋友需要我 Ugh! My friend needs me! Huh!
好吧 Fine!
本神批准你的请求 We will permit you to return.
但是有一个条件 But only under one condition.
神龙 Long.
你还有最后一个愿望 Your final wish.
我的主人 Great master.
我希望 I wish.
爸爸 Dad!
总算抓到你了 There you are, Maurice.
大毛 二毛 三毛 也都在这 We've got Pocket.
一共二百三十四只 and Mr. Pants and all 234.
哇 狗狗不错 Nice puppies.
大长腿不错 Nice legs.
谢啦 拜拜 Thanks. Toodles.
拜 Bye.
思齐 我 Din? I...
妈妈之前跟你说要现实一点 When I said that you needed to be more realistic,
妈妈的意思不是 I didn't mean...
没事的 妈 It's okay, Mom.
妈妈没本事 没能给你更好的生活 I...I'm sorry I can't give you a better life.
你已经做得够多了 妈 You've given me a lot, Mom.
我特别知足 Everything that matters.
时间不早了 Well, um, it's late.
我们该吃饭了 我去盛汤 盛汤 And, uh, we should have dinner. Here.
王先生 你怎么来了 Mr. Wang? What are you doing here?
思齐在吗 他还好吗 Is Din here? Is he all right?
丁思齐 你又闯什么祸了 Din? What trouble have you started now?
不不不 您千万别误会 Uh, no, no. No trouble at all.
我这次来是专程谢谢思齐的 I just came to apologize.
我知道是你救了我 I know what you did.
谢谢 Thank you.
哎哟 你看我都高兴糊涂了 Ah, well! Where are my manners?
快坐下 快坐下 我们正准备吃饭呢 Sit. Sit, sit. We were just about to have dinner.
这怎么好意思 我们就是 Really, you don't have to...
这么说可就见外了啊 人多才热闹嘛 Oh, nonsense. Nonsense. It's my pleasure!
我们家上次来客人都好 And besides we haven't had guests in,
好几个小时之前的事了 well, a couple of hours!
哎呀 小小年纪怎么能拉手呢 Aiya! They're much too young to be holding hands.
安静点 Shut up!
来来来 赶紧喝碗汤 你看你憔悴的 This is the most delicious soup
我这辈子从来没喝过这么好喝的汤 I've ever tasted.
娜娜 娜娜 Li Na! Na Na!
看 这个怎么样 Well? What do you think?
会不会有点太艳了 要不我换一个 Ah, it's too much, isn't it? Ah, I'll get another.
这个很漂亮啊 就放在大门口吧 No, it's great, Dad. Put it up in the front window.
对 明天必须送到 不然就不要了 Yes! By tomorrow or no deal!
你们赶紧把小笼包蒸上 来 我尝尝 Okay! Hurry up with those dumplings! You! Step aside.
不错嘛 Good job.
司回回 GhGb 思齐 茶杯呢 Din? Hello? Where are the tea cups?
还有几分钟就开业了 赶紧摆出来 We open in ten minutes!
我这就去 I'm on it!
茶杯 茶杯 Tea cups. Tea cups, tea cups, tea cups.
神龙 Long?
尊敬的主人 你好 Greetings, great master!
居然是个孩子 Oh, a peasant child.
神龙 你怎么会在这里 Long! What are you doing here?
你不是应该回到天界了吗 You're supposed to be off in the spirit world.
对 但是出了一些状况 Yeah. Uh, about that.
所以呢 我又回来了 Uh, things got a little complicated. So I'm back.
回来 回来再侍奉十个主人吗 Back? To serve another ten masters?
被你猜中喽 You guessed it.
可是 你为了重返天界 But you've been waiting a thousand years
都等了上千年了 just to get through those gates.
是啊 大派对都准备好了 I know! And there was a parade and everything and
但是你还有一个愿望没许 But you had one more wish.
我只能回来喽 It was the only way.
你放弃了一切 是为了我吗 You gave all that up for me?
也为了我自己吧 This is what I want.
这么多年来 我终于领悟了人生的真谛 For the first time it feels like I have a little wisdom to offer.
说不定以后我能够帮更多的人 Maybe make a difference down here.
另外 天界居然没有虾条 Besides, there are no shrimp chips up there.
而且 And, uh,
我还没有坐过那种巨型的铁鸟呢 I still haven't ridden in one of those, um, giant metal birds.
天界没有空调 居然没有空调 And, oh! No air-conditioning. No air-conditioning in heaven!
我回来的理由多着呢 还有啊 There's actually plenty of...
谢谢你 龙 Thank you, Long.
是我要谢谢你 Thank you.
丁思齐 仓库里怎么有一地的碎 Din! Why is there a pile of broken tea cups in the...?
算了 你也不用说了 You know what? I don't even want to know.
差不多就行了 赶紧放开吧 Okay, Din, let go. Let go, Din.
后会有期了 神龙 See you soon, Long.
本神在此 I am a god!
看什么看 没见过神仙蹬三轮啊 What are you looking at? A god! That's what you're looking at!
*我所想拥有的就如同现在一般
我会许下怎样的期望
我想不止这一个
不仅是每一件关于你的事
你取得举世瞩目的成就
无意发现每一个谎言
向我靠近 请你同我一起
跟着心跳的旋律 哎
不用节拍器 有着相同的频率
微笑的秘密 有着完美的默契
等待乌云转晴
谁环绕我周身
他们无法抑制地吐露心声
你可以于天花板上起舞吗
在那自由自在的地方
嘴角挂起弧度没有代价
人们将平静的说出他们找到了感觉
天气预报是乌云转晴
只要睁开眼睛
阳光就要疯挤
可以掩饰自己的愁怀
随心听太快
会自由自在
就这样与我一同摇摆无止境
效仿他们舞出漂亮感受节奏的韵律
你觉得怎样
枪声不会响起
过错在我
那些比蛋糕这样的食物重要吗
赢得奖赏毫不费力
将它授予我
他们无法抑制地吐露心声
你可以于天花板上起舞吗
在那自由自在的地方
嘴角挂起弧度没有代价
人们将平静的说出他们找到了感觉*